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softboycollective:

I love my skin!

Sesame Street has always been so good

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

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panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

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fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

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prozdvoices:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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Here you go.  The tags are now #50 states, #fifty states, #america, #usa, #sexy, and #sexy america if you can’t find it again.

nialljhoranvevo:

when that one blogger comes online that everyone hates 

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ichthyologee:

this is too real

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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poodlepunk:

yotomush:

poodlepunk:

I HAVE KEYS TO THE PET STORE I COULD BREAK IN AND STEAL ALL THE CATS

No steal just pet

I AM STEALING THEM AND TAKING THEM HOME WITH ME

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liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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